One-of-a-Kind Smoking Witch Broom – Remote Fog Machine, Green Glow & Twin Skulls | Not So Great Prop Maker
$149.00
This broom is what happens when the Not So Great Prop Maker lab decides a regular witch’s broom is far too well-behaved and then immediately invents something that should probably come with a warning label. Behold the first (and so far only) broom of its kind: a full, dramatic head of deep shadowy bristles threaded with glowing green fairy lights, crowned by two glossy black skulls that stare into your soul, and surrounded by clusters of matte black leaves that are highly committed plastic — they will never wilt, never fade, and never stop looking this extra. The whole thing is bound with a rough, ancient-looking wrap that somehow survived the chaos of the workshop. But here’s the real madness: this broom actually blows smoke. Hidden in the top is a mini fog machine that can be remotely operated. Press a button and watch eerie fog pour out from the bristles like the broom just exhaled a secret. The fog machine is fully removable for easy charging and refilling. Just follow the fog machine’s own instructions for maintenance and upkeep (because even mad scientists have to read the manual sometimes). This is pure witchy, gothic, spooky energy — the kind of broom that doesn’t just lean in the corner. It lurks. It glows. And now it smokes on command. One of a kind. Never before seen for sale on Etsy. Built in a moment of pure “what if I just…” ADHD chaos that somehow worked.. Perfect for: dramatic entrances, full-moon theatrics, scaring the cat into next week, or simply existing as the most impossible object in the room. Welcome to the smoking, glowing, slightly unhinged side of the chaos. — Not So Great Prop Maker
This broom is what happens when the Not So Great Prop Maker lab decides a regular witch’s broom is far too well-behaved and then immediately invents something that should probably come with a warning label. Behold the first (and so far only) broom of its kind: a full, dramatic head of deep shadowy bristles threaded with glowing green fairy lights, crowned by two glossy black skulls that stare into your soul, and surrounded by clusters of matte black leaves that are highly committed plastic — they will never wilt, never fade, and never stop looking this extra. The whole thing is bound with a rough, ancient-looking wrap that somehow survived the chaos of the workshop. But here’s the real madness: this broom actually blows smoke. Hidden in the top is a mini fog machine that can be remotely operated. Press a button and watch eerie fog pour out from the bristles like the broom just exhaled a secret. The fog machine is fully removable for easy charging and refilling. Just follow the fog machine’s own instructions for maintenance and upkeep (because even mad scientists have to read the manual sometimes). This is pure witchy, gothic, spooky energy — the kind of broom that doesn’t just lean in the corner. It lurks. It glows. And now it smokes on command. One of a kind. Never before seen for sale on Etsy. Built in a moment of pure “what if I just…” ADHD chaos that somehow worked.. Perfect for: dramatic entrances, full-moon theatrics, scaring the cat into next week, or simply existing as the most impossible object in the room. Welcome to the smoking, glowing, slightly unhinged side of the chaos. — Not So Great Prop Maker