Light Up Witch Broom Decor, Halloween Wall Hanging, red LED Besom

$59.99
“Red Spider Glow Broom – Full ADHD Chaos Edition”
Help. I started this broom with a vague idea of “red and spooky” and somehow ended up with a giant glittery spider the size of my fist staring into my soul. Classic ADHD broom-making: one second I’m carefully wrapping lights, the next I’ve hyper-focused on making the scariest sparkly arachnid possible and completely forgotten what time it is.
This full-sized beauty (around 58”) is pure unhinged energy. Deep red/pink bristles wrapped in glowing red fairy lights create an ominous, blood-moon shimmer. Front and center is a massive, glitter-covered red spider with black mesh wings that looks like it just crawled out of a fever dream. The base is bound in pink with black crisscross accents, burlap, and dangling charms (pentagram and crescent moon) because my brain said “more is more” and I couldn’t argue.
It’s giving gothic drama queen who got distracted mid-project and accidentally made a masterpiece. Sturdy natural handle, solid construction, and all the glorious chaos that happens when I start a project with zero plan and somehow finish it looking this good.
Too tall? Easy. A quick trim with pruning shears, a small saw, or one solid knee break to the bottom few inches will bring it down to size. (Knee break success rate: unknown. I make the brooms, I don’t test the combat applications.)
One of one. Lights work beautifully. Handcrafted in a glorious state of “I have no idea what I’m doing but look at this spider.”
Future Rembrandt of chaotic witch brooms? At this point I’m just along for the ride. This glowing red spider disaster is proof that hyperfocus and zero planning can still produce something awesome.
Come adopt this unhinged little chaos gremlin before it starts building a web in the corner of my workshop! 🧹🕷️❤️‍🔥
“Red Spider Glow Broom – Full ADHD Chaos Edition”
Help. I started this broom with a vague idea of “red and spooky” and somehow ended up with a giant glittery spider the size of my fist staring into my soul. Classic ADHD broom-making: one second I’m carefully wrapping lights, the next I’ve hyper-focused on making the scariest sparkly arachnid possible and completely forgotten what time it is.
This full-sized beauty (around 58”) is pure unhinged energy. Deep red/pink bristles wrapped in glowing red fairy lights create an ominous, blood-moon shimmer. Front and center is a massive, glitter-covered red spider with black mesh wings that looks like it just crawled out of a fever dream. The base is bound in pink with black crisscross accents, burlap, and dangling charms (pentagram and crescent moon) because my brain said “more is more” and I couldn’t argue.
It’s giving gothic drama queen who got distracted mid-project and accidentally made a masterpiece. Sturdy natural handle, solid construction, and all the glorious chaos that happens when I start a project with zero plan and somehow finish it looking this good.
Too tall? Easy. A quick trim with pruning shears, a small saw, or one solid knee break to the bottom few inches will bring it down to size. (Knee break success rate: unknown. I make the brooms, I don’t test the combat applications.)
One of one. Lights work beautifully. Handcrafted in a glorious state of “I have no idea what I’m doing but look at this spider.”
Future Rembrandt of chaotic witch brooms? At this point I’m just along for the ride. This glowing red spider disaster is proof that hyperfocus and zero planning can still produce something awesome.
Come adopt this unhinged little chaos gremlin before it starts building a web in the corner of my workshop! 🧹🕷️❤️‍🔥